The Train - Category: Humour - Thread ID: 6

Posted by :-
Mobile Mike
A mother was in the kitchen working, listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son say " All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks".

The mother went into the living room and told her son, "we don't use language like that in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for two hours and when you come out you may play with your train again ... but I want you to use nice language".

After two hours, the son comes out and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stops and the mother hears her son say "All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take all your parcels with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope you will ride with us again soon".

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask that you stow all your hand luggage under your seat. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

As the mother begins to smile, the child added: "For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen"!

Posted: 2014-May-14   14:16

RowID: 11

Posted by :-
Peter JSB
Very funny

Posted: 2014-May-20   10:22

RowID: 18

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